7 Hilarious Reasons NOT to join my Rockstar Resume Workshop Tomorrow
✳️ You speak code, not English. How the heck are you even reading this then???
✳️ You’re already making $150K+ as a coder. Let’s chat. Have you ever thought of becoming a mentor? Please reply to this e-mail. 😄
✳️ Your name is Linus Torvalds. Yup, I think you’ve got the whole “coding thing” down.
✳️ You get perverse pleasure out of spinning your wheels. There’s nothing quite like doing the same thing over & over to burnout and not seeing any results…
✳️ You hate talking to people virtually. A remote job isn’t for you - I recommend a new career path.
✳️ You like being alone. People are annoying. They get in the way of total world domination and “Steve Jobs” fame. Much better to push everyone away and then buy them back when you’re filthy rich.
✳️ You are about to join the Peace Corps. Learning to become a six figure software developer is not top of mind right now. Give us a shout when you get back, though, and good luck!
Well, there you have it.
In the 0.001% chance you still DO want to get interviews leading to six figure software developer jobs, then here’s the link.
You have until TOMORROW Feb 12th at 8pm ET to decide.
Talk soon,
Dr. E
